The boys continue to follow the rules, or are they? Using the powers of technology, the boys are able to bring news of pizza gopher, a zonkey, more Batman, Netflix's Too Hot to Handle, PS4 Play at Home, Dune, Amy Schumer's baby, Amber Heard pooping in Johnny Depp's bed, and a Conspiracy around Chernobyl. Then the boys do reviews of Code 8, Justice League Doom, Ozark Season 3, 47 Meters Down in a cave, and Lego Masters.
Episode 136 - Z and Silent Noob, the ReOrk
Things are getting wild around here. Supplies are running low, Scott is starting to panic. The boys must forge forward with news, which includes Ezra Miller choking women, the Ellen jail joke, Picard using stock footage, HBO free streaming, Cats butthole version and the real jerk director, Verotika, More Tiger King, Battlestar Galactica and Xena, the future for gamers, and Animal Crossing getting pulled China. The the boys review The Relic, Jay and Silent Bob, the ReBoot, 1917, and Onward.
Episode 135 - Another Day at the Pill Mill
Continuing on with the trend, Our Reviews Will Kill You continues to go live from remote locations, with the quality only getting better each show! This week on OrkU, the news is filled with some more funny stuff to come out of quarantine including the Oakland Sideshow, Britney Spears, Larry David, Samuel L. Jackson, and some music from rekording on YouTube. A Tiger King update as OJ Simpson shares his verdict, Quibi, Lindsay Lohan, Scrubs podcast, delayed Marvel Movies, people horny for Mufasa and Lion King, and Rick and Morty. No, wait, not Rick and Morty, since that segment was pulled out because Adult Swim has a sick up their backsides and decided we weren't allowed to show a short clip to tell you about it. That is a lot, but there is more since the boys also talk reviews with Million Little Things, Westworld, The Pharmacist, and a Netflix suggestion to watch Tom Segura.
Episode 134 - Red Sons and Ork Kings
Our Reviews Will Kill You is nothing if not compliant. When the order went out to social distance, Scott took the opportunity to work from home with a smile. Noob-Noob doesn't know how to follow directions, so he still went to studio. Regardless, after a video issue gets resolved early in this episode, everything comes together and OrkU brings you the show you have come to love, or hate, your call. This episodes news covers Spawn in Mortal Kombat 11, Kim Kardashian squeezing into latex, Picard and CBS All Access, Deadpool sinking Kenny Rogers, X Men: Children of the Atom, Whipping in India, Triple H, Chris Brown's new tattoo, and more. If that wasn't enough the boys go on to review Superman: Red Son, and from Netflix, The Platform and Tiger King.
Episode 133 - Lockdown Special
At Our Reviews Will Kill You, we support social distancing, that is why we are keeping Noob-Noob in his confinement container. After we cover some of the idiots that this viral epidemic has bought to light, the boys talk news of dead Walking Dead characters, Cindy Crawford's son's new face tattoo, cats buttholes, playboy, snowflake and safespace, and sport fishing? After that the boys talk about Devs, Mcmillions, Burt Kreisher: Hey Big Boy, and Charlies Angels. This week on OrkU, Z keeps the mask, Scott joins Burt in fashion, and Noob-Noob remains quarantined.
Episode 132 - OrkU Attempts Viral Containment
So much going on in the world today, so much in this episode. Let’s get right to it with the news. Ben Affleck with the Batsuit, William Shatner wins his Horse Semen, The Boys unveil Stormfront, Joker leaves Harley Quinn for Punchline, E3 canceled, Disney California presents Avengers, Arron Carter adds another Face Tattoo, and Phantom Menace mirrors the Stafford Act. The they boys review Castlevania, Hunters, DC Universe All Star Games, The Outsider, Spencer Confidential, and The Way Out Corona. This week on Our Reviews Will Kill You, Z goes viral, Scott perfects containment, and Noob-Noob finally gets quarantined. Hopefully we can just get your mind away from this coronavirus insanity.
Episode 131 - Invisible Noob Sleeping in Your Bed
This week the boys of OrkU cover plenty of news including My Hero Academia, Yeazy 451 in Paris, Did Jodie Whittaker kill Dr. Who, Simon Pegg and Star Trek, Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce, Marines eating scorpions and drinking cobra blood, Japan Ultimate Gaming Bed, New Batmobile, James Bond delaysm and William Shatner winning horse semen? Then, as if that wasn’t enough, they go into reviews of Knives Out, Invisible Man, Pete Davidson and Taylor Tomlinson: Quater-Life Crisis comedy shows on Netflix, and I am Not Okay With This, also on Netflix.
Episode 130 - Hunting that Godzilla Challenge
Starting out a little chaotic, the boys take on the Godzilla Challenge from Eminem. They they get into news with Call of the Wild , a flat earther's death, inflatable latex trousers, Mandalorian special effects, Chick-fil-a, Walking Dead sex, Kobe's coffin, Hulu Parasite best picture, Monster Garage, and Bob Iger stepping down. as if that wasn't enough, they review HBO Outsiders and Harley Quinn on DC Universe. On this episode of OrkU, Z gets tongue tied, Scott gets Godzilla, and Noob-Noob goes Venom.
Episode 129 - Get that Sonic Money
Wow. There is a lot of things that the boys talk about this week. Like, really. There is a full list of things. The first list is the news. The boys talk about Jim Carrey, Robbert Pattison Batsuit, Jackie Chan and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Iron Mask, Will Ferrell gets lost, Castlevania on Netflix, KFC Crocs, face tattoos, HBO Max, Florida snake orgy, and Ben Affleck. As if that wasn't enough, the boys then review Bojack Horseman, Medical Police, Fantasy Island, and Sonic the movie. This week on OrkU, Z tries to pray, Scott makes deals with the Devil, and Noob-Noob still remains resistant to conversion therapy.
Episode 128 - The Noobs of Prey on Harley Quinn
The name was changed after the recording of this show, but the boys of OrkU called it anyway. Harley Quinn and her fabulous emancipation from the Birds of Prey got a lot of reaction, but no reaction was more split than OrkU studios. The boys are split on this movie and go deep into why, but not before some news about more live action Disney, birds tattling on fishermen, Ash Ketchum chasing the dragon, a truly impossible burger, Pickle Rick Pringles, cocaine hippos, and Carpool Karaoke. The boys also talk briefly about Chilling Adventured of Sabrina season 3 on Netflix, Lego Masters, and Dragon Ball Z Kakarot. On this episode of OrkU, the boys go head to head over whether Birds of Prey is foul or should fly.