OrkU has gone live! That’s right. Our Reviews Will Kill You has expanded their abilities and talents and have found their way into live shows. This episode, recorded on YouTube is packed full of live goodness, like a life-size Baby Yoda, Zombie Space Spores, Black Mamba Thigh Tattoos, Blizzards woes, Doctor Strange magically changing directors, and news of Picard. Then the boys move into reviews smoothly, still talking about Picard then Arrow’s endgame, McMillions, and the game Kingdom Hearts 3. This week on OrkU, Z plays host, Scott plays producer, and Noob-Noob plays candy eater.
Episode 126 - What Would Picard Do?
Another week from a remote location, I’m starting to see a pattern here. The boys of OrkU, from a disclosed location, bring you news with Frankie Muniz and Harley Quinn, the Navy and UFOs, drop pandas and Thundercats, Subaru and Vegas, and finally, frozen iguanas. Then they take it to reviews of Midsommar, Avenue 5 on HBO, Picard on CBS, and What Would Jack Do? This week on OrkU, Z takes a space vacation, Scott hits engage, and Noob-Noob is hopefully wearing a red shirt.
Episode 125 - Obi Wan for Life
Sad news hit while we were recording this weeks episode of Our Reviews Will Kill You. Kobe Bryant and his daughter were lost in a crash along with coaches and children from his daughters team. The boys of OrkU learn of this while recording and it makes for an interesting turn in this episode. Outside of this, the boys have news of Obi-Wan Kenobe, Burt Ward’s package, a HBO Watchmen update, mountain lions, the Nick Cannon controversy, and Batwoman’s preferences. All this followed up by reviews of Bad Boys and Netflix’s Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez. This week we mourn the loss and keep our thoughts with the families whom are experiencing such devastating loss this week.
Episode 124 - Crisis of Infinite Draculas
Name something that sucks. We asked Scott and he said Noob-Noob. Not much surprise there. The other 67 percent of the people we asked said Dracula, which makes sense because we have now seen countless iterations of the blood-sucker. This weeks OrkU episode does not suck, as the boys talk news of CW’s Arrowverse, Z’s Bat-pole addiction, Rob Lowe vs. The Irishman, peeing on Conan’s doorstep, a scary new Yoda, and Warner Brothers new computer algorithms. After all that, the reviews include Netflix’s You, and Dracula from the BBC as well as a review of CW’s latest crossover event. This week on OrkU, Z manipulates, Scott regenerates, and Noob-Noob gets bit.
Episode 123 - Lost My Sweetheart in Space
This week starts out somber as OrkU takes a minute to discuss the passing of drumming legend, Neil Peart. Things don’t stay reverent long though as the boys get into news about The Grudge, Ricky Gervais hosting the Golden Globes, The Witcher timeline, New Mutants, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goopy candles, and Subaru’s new inclusive car release. After all that, there is still time for reviews as the boys talk about Man vs Bear, Hellboy, Sweetheart and Netflix’s Lost in Space. This week on OrkU, Z basks in Limelight, Scott finds La Villa Strangiato and Noob-Noob leaves Vapor Trails.
Episode 122 - Toss a Coin to Baby Yoda
New year, new adventures. This one’s off to a running start as Scott looses his mind right away as this new year is off to a great start. Barring any real disasters, this episode will feature news from Suicide Squad, an all female fight club, a mysterious new Kevin Spacey video, as well as some New Year wishes, like Zak Efron’s death wish, Amanda Bynes face wish, and Lindsay Lohan’s America wish. After the news, the boys bring in the new year with reviews of Netflix’s The Witcher and Don’t F**k With Cats and Disney +’s Mandalorian. This week on OrkU, Z is toasty, Scott broke his laptop (for reals) and Noob-Noob proves that his New Year’s Resolution was not to be better at his job.
Episode 121 - The Rise of Noobwalker
It has been 42 years in the making. The Star Wars saga has taken 42 years, but finally the story has come to an end. To wrap up 2019, the boys of OrkU dedicate this entire episode to the story of Skywalker. From midichlorians to force skyping, the boys review the story with a focus on the last movie in the series, The Rise of Skywalker. Has the 42 year journey been in vain, or does this last movie wrap up this story with a force bow. On this episode of OrkU, Z channels the force, Scott force chokes a bitch, and Noob-Noob gets caught force texting.
Episode 120 - Merry Maclunkey to All
It’s the holidays and the boys of OrkU are loaded with gifts for you. There is plenty of news under the tree with the Playmobile movie, Operation Santa’s Naughty List, more Baby Yoda, penis fish, Alexa’s friendship with Samuel Jackson, Lion King’s effects shop closing down, and Cats. As if that wasn’t a full load of gifts, the boys add to the pile with reviews of Jumanji: Next Level, 6 Underground, Velocipastor, Michelle Wolf: Joke Show, and updates on Mandalorian and a wrap up of Watchmen. The best part about this gift to you is that you can listen right now! No need to wait for Xmas morning to open this present. On this episode Z calls maclunkey, Scott channels the Christmas Spirit and Noob-Noob feels the Christmas Spirit.
Episode 119 - Clown Prince of Yoga
How much can you jam into one episode? The boys of OrkU are going to try to find out as they jam news about frozen machetes and puppies, Willie Nelson’s health, Pete Davidson’s non-disclosure agreement, more Death Stranding, and Josh Brolin’s sphincter. As if that isn’t enough, they then go to reviews of Jack Ryan season 2, Harley Quinn on DC Streaming, Bikram Yoga, Kings of Pain, Knight Before Christmas, and finally Dragon Prince. This is an episode with more content than you can handle. This week on OrkU, Z pains a king, Scott finds a show that curses more than he does, and Noob-Noob goes yogi.
Episode 118 - Get a Little Irish, Man
It’s the beginning of the season, and you can start early by gifting yourself with this weeks episode of Our Reviews Will Kill You! This week, the boys start out with some news, as they talk about John Boyega loosing his script, Tiny Batman, and the FBI cracking down on Smart TVs. Then the boys head into reviews of The Irishman and the wrap up of season two of Titans on DC Universe as well as an update on HBO’s Watchmen and Disney +’s Mandalorian . This week on OrkU, Z protects his identity, Scott pushes some merch, and Noob-Noob gets close to his pillowy self.