Winner winner turkey dinner? Lot’s to be thankful for as one of our listeners just won big with our Olaf giveaway, and you can win too with another episode from the boys of OrkU! This week the boys touch on news about drugged up hogs and South Dakotans, Fartgate, vicious chimps, and one angry Elizabeth Banks. After that reviews of Death Stranding, Pokemon, Rick and Morty, Konosuba, and a Watchmen update. This week on OrkU, Z watches the Watchmen, Scott picks a winner, and Noob-Noob is on it.
Episode 116 - Yoda Baby or Man Baby
These are the Days of our Lives, and in the news we find out that those days can be numbered. Also in the news is the origins of baby Yoda, Han didn't shoot first anymore, trouble with the Simpsons, new Sin City and Titans. The boys then get into a heavy reviews as they get into Lady and the Tramp, Last Christmas, the Mandalorian, South Parks PC Babies, and Watchmen. We even have a special feature this week as we get time and weather from our brand new weather girl. This week on OrkU, Z secures a bounty, Scott uses the force, and Noob-Noob finds his Tramp.
Episode 115 - Stranding Mermaids Live
What would win in a fight? A mermaid or a gator? I mean, the mermaid can sing, but the gator has teeth. lots and lots of teeth. This week on OrkU, the boys swim into the deep with news about Fortnite bans, Kat Von D, Jason Mamoa, and Blizcon. After the news, we take a deep breath and dive into reviews of His Dark Materials, The Little Mermain Live, Crawl, and a game review of Death Stranding, which is more walking than swimming. This week on OrkU, Z serenades, Scott bites down, and Noob-Noob gasps for air.
Episode 114 - Olaf gets Terminated
So it would seem that you really can’t kill a terminator. The franchise that keeps going returns with another installment of attempts to rid the world of humans. OrkU does not want to rid the world of humans. In fact, the boys are rather fond of humans. To show how fond they are, they give you news including shows that are canceled and a look into Disney’s vault. Then they switch to reviews of Bojack, Sound and Fury, Amazon’s Scotch documentary, and Terminator. This week of OrkU, Z goes horse, Scott gets thirsty, and Noob-Noob gets terminated.
Episode 113 - Another Special Halloween Special
Halloween has come and gone. Now we move on to Xmas, skipping over Thanksgiving, because what have those turkeys ever done for you? But before we move on to the next holiday, the boys of OrkU take one more look at what Halloween bought this year. Starting off with some good news and then some horrible news stories, into what the celebrities were dressed up as this year. After that, the boys jump in fast to the Noob-Noob candy review, where Scott and Noob-Noob get sugar rushes as they try out all the reject candy from this year’s haul. This week on OrkU, Z is the Grand Wizard, Scott is the Man Baby, and Noob-Noob is El Joker.
Episode 112 - Who Watches the Ork Men
Who watches the Watchmen? Well, if you listen to this weeks episode of the Orkmen, you will know if you need to watch HBO’s new series. You also will learn if Eli, Double Tap, and the Paul Rudd Show are worth your watch as well. Before the boys get to that, they will touch on the news which includes another MCU detractor, methed up fisherman, the Gemini flop, the Bloodshot trailer, and a certain Dark Knight who might take to sailing the high seas. This week on OrkU, Z raises the Jolly Roger, Scott shivers his timbers, and Noob-Noob walks the plank.
Episode 111 - El Camino Royale with Cheese
Another episode, another wacky story. This one has some strange news stories as the boys talk about Apple making a gay Russian, murderous coke addicts, Jennifer Aniston throwing shade at the MCU, Blizzard, Kevin Feige becoming more powerful, and why is the rum gone? We also get a visit from a friend we haven’t heard from in a while, and his mechanized dopleganger. After all that crazy, the boys go into reviews of In the Tall Grass, Primal, Gemini Man, El Camino, and Two Sentence Horror Stories.. Another episode filled with all kinds of random fun! This week on OrkU, Z sets up the joke, Scott fights back, and Noob-Noob does his usual Noob-Noob things.
Episode 110 - OrkU gets the Joke
We have a joke for you. Do you want to hear it? Noob-Noob. That’s the joke. Get it? Our Reviews Will Kill You get down to it right away this week with an episode that is filled jokes. The news is very Joker as the boys stay on topic with stories that all connect to the movie, then move into reviews, where a quick detour into the premier of Batwoman is only a brief inside joke before delving back into the latest iteration of Batman’s greatest villain, The Joker. This week on OrkU, Z splits his sides, Scott jiggles like jello, and Noob-Noob-Noob-Noob can’t breath, but that’s not because of the laughing.
Episode 109 - Disenchanted with J-Lo
Before we begin, I need to clarify that no security guards were harmed in the making of this podcast. Although one may have had his feelings hurt. They boys were proactive this week and allowed a special tied-up guest star to join them on this episode. She may not have been as happy to be there. Don’t let that take away from the news. We have Russian Walruses, Tekashi 6is9ine (is that really how it is spelled?), Spiderman returns, Bella Thorne porn, and is it OK to be OK? After all that, the boys review Disenchantment, Suits, Knife or Death, Nikki Glaser’s Bangin, and more before talking to their reluctant guest. There is so much in this episode that words can’t even begin to describe how much is in this episode! This week on OrkU, Z rescues some dragons, Scott talks about banging, and Noob-Noob gets violated. Again. This is turning into a thing…..
Episode 108 - Dating Between 2 Titans
Guess the boys of OrkU have caught the advertising bug. They start this one out with a commercial that will seduce and terrify you as it tempts a perspective sponsor. After this read filled with herbs and spices, they head into the news, which this week includes KFC, Vanta-black, Hustlers, and Downtown Abbey. Then the boys tempt you more with reviews of DC’s Titans, Gears of War 5, Red Dead Redemption add-ons, and Netflix’s Between Two Ferns movie. This week on OrkU, Z cooks the Colonel, Scott may have forgotten something important, and Noob-Noob gets hustled.