At Our Reviews Will Kill You, we support social distancing, that is why we are keeping Noob-Noob in his confinement container. After we cover some of the idiots that this viral epidemic has bought to light, the boys talk news of dead Walking Dead characters, Cindy Crawford's son's new face tattoo, cats buttholes, playboy, snowflake and safespace, and sport fishing? After that the boys talk about Devs, Mcmillions, Burt Kreisher: Hey Big Boy, and Charlies Angels. This week on OrkU, Z keeps the mask, Scott joins Burt in fashion, and Noob-Noob remains quarantined.
Episode 132 - OrkU Attempts Viral Containment
So much going on in the world today, so much in this episode. Let’s get right to it with the news. Ben Affleck with the Batsuit, William Shatner wins his Horse Semen, The Boys unveil Stormfront, Joker leaves Harley Quinn for Punchline, E3 canceled, Disney California presents Avengers, Arron Carter adds another Face Tattoo, and Phantom Menace mirrors the Stafford Act. The they boys review Castlevania, Hunters, DC Universe All Star Games, The Outsider, Spencer Confidential, and The Way Out Corona. This week on Our Reviews Will Kill You, Z goes viral, Scott perfects containment, and Noob-Noob finally gets quarantined. Hopefully we can just get your mind away from this coronavirus insanity.
Episode 131 - Invisible Noob Sleeping in Your Bed
This week the boys of OrkU cover plenty of news including My Hero Academia, Yeazy 451 in Paris, Did Jodie Whittaker kill Dr. Who, Simon Pegg and Star Trek, Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce, Marines eating scorpions and drinking cobra blood, Japan Ultimate Gaming Bed, New Batmobile, James Bond delaysm and William Shatner winning horse semen? Then, as if that wasn’t enough, they go into reviews of Knives Out, Invisible Man, Pete Davidson and Taylor Tomlinson: Quater-Life Crisis comedy shows on Netflix, and I am Not Okay With This, also on Netflix.
Episode 130 - Hunting that Godzilla Challenge
Starting out a little chaotic, the boys take on the Godzilla Challenge from Eminem. They they get into news with Call of the Wild , a flat earther's death, inflatable latex trousers, Mandalorian special effects, Chick-fil-a, Walking Dead sex, Kobe's coffin, Hulu Parasite best picture, Monster Garage, and Bob Iger stepping down. as if that wasn't enough, they review HBO Outsiders and Harley Quinn on DC Universe. On this episode of OrkU, Z gets tongue tied, Scott gets Godzilla, and Noob-Noob goes Venom.
Episode 129 - Get that Sonic Money
Wow. There is a lot of things that the boys talk about this week. Like, really. There is a full list of things. The first list is the news. The boys talk about Jim Carrey, Robbert Pattison Batsuit, Jackie Chan and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Iron Mask, Will Ferrell gets lost, Castlevania on Netflix, KFC Crocs, face tattoos, HBO Max, Florida snake orgy, and Ben Affleck. As if that wasn't enough, the boys then review Bojack Horseman, Medical Police, Fantasy Island, and Sonic the movie. This week on OrkU, Z tries to pray, Scott makes deals with the Devil, and Noob-Noob still remains resistant to conversion therapy.
Episode 128 - The Noobs of Prey on Harley Quinn
The name was changed after the recording of this show, but the boys of OrkU called it anyway. Harley Quinn and her fabulous emancipation from the Birds of Prey got a lot of reaction, but no reaction was more split than OrkU studios. The boys are split on this movie and go deep into why, but not before some news about more live action Disney, birds tattling on fishermen, Ash Ketchum chasing the dragon, a truly impossible burger, Pickle Rick Pringles, cocaine hippos, and Carpool Karaoke. The boys also talk briefly about Chilling Adventured of Sabrina season 3 on Netflix, Lego Masters, and Dragon Ball Z Kakarot. On this episode of OrkU, the boys go head to head over whether Birds of Prey is foul or should fly.
Episode 127 - Picard gets His McMillions
OrkU has gone live! That’s right. Our Reviews Will Kill You has expanded their abilities and talents and have found their way into live shows. This episode, recorded on YouTube is packed full of live goodness, like a life-size Baby Yoda, Zombie Space Spores, Black Mamba Thigh Tattoos, Blizzards woes, Doctor Strange magically changing directors, and news of Picard. Then the boys move into reviews smoothly, still talking about Picard then Arrow’s endgame, McMillions, and the game Kingdom Hearts 3. This week on OrkU, Z plays host, Scott plays producer, and Noob-Noob plays candy eater.
Episode 126 - What Would Picard Do?
Another week from a remote location, I’m starting to see a pattern here. The boys of OrkU, from a disclosed location, bring you news with Frankie Muniz and Harley Quinn, the Navy and UFOs, drop pandas and Thundercats, Subaru and Vegas, and finally, frozen iguanas. Then they take it to reviews of Midsommar, Avenue 5 on HBO, Picard on CBS, and What Would Jack Do? This week on OrkU, Z takes a space vacation, Scott hits engage, and Noob-Noob is hopefully wearing a red shirt.
Episode 125 - Obi Wan for Life
Sad news hit while we were recording this weeks episode of Our Reviews Will Kill You. Kobe Bryant and his daughter were lost in a crash along with coaches and children from his daughters team. The boys of OrkU learn of this while recording and it makes for an interesting turn in this episode. Outside of this, the boys have news of Obi-Wan Kenobe, Burt Ward’s package, a HBO Watchmen update, mountain lions, the Nick Cannon controversy, and Batwoman’s preferences. All this followed up by reviews of Bad Boys and Netflix’s Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez. This week we mourn the loss and keep our thoughts with the families whom are experiencing such devastating loss this week.
Episode 124 - Crisis of Infinite Draculas
Name something that sucks. We asked Scott and he said Noob-Noob. Not much surprise there. The other 67 percent of the people we asked said Dracula, which makes sense because we have now seen countless iterations of the blood-sucker. This weeks OrkU episode does not suck, as the boys talk news of CW’s Arrowverse, Z’s Bat-pole addiction, Rob Lowe vs. The Irishman, peeing on Conan’s doorstep, a scary new Yoda, and Warner Brothers new computer algorithms. After all that, the reviews include Netflix’s You, and Dracula from the BBC as well as a review of CW’s latest crossover event. This week on OrkU, Z manipulates, Scott regenerates, and Noob-Noob gets bit.