This week starts out somber as OrkU takes a minute to discuss the passing of drumming legend, Neil Peart. Things don’t stay reverent long though as the boys get into news about The Grudge, Ricky Gervais hosting the Golden Globes, The Witcher timeline, New Mutants, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goopy candles, and Subaru’s new inclusive car release. After all that, there is still time for reviews as the boys talk about Man vs Bear, Hellboy, Sweetheart and Netflix’s Lost in Space. This week on OrkU, Z basks in Limelight, Scott finds La Villa Strangiato and Noob-Noob leaves Vapor Trails.
Episode 122 - Toss a Coin to Baby Yoda
New year, new adventures. This one’s off to a running start as Scott looses his mind right away as this new year is off to a great start. Barring any real disasters, this episode will feature news from Suicide Squad, an all female fight club, a mysterious new Kevin Spacey video, as well as some New Year wishes, like Zak Efron’s death wish, Amanda Bynes face wish, and Lindsay Lohan’s America wish. After the news, the boys bring in the new year with reviews of Netflix’s The Witcher and Don’t F**k With Cats and Disney +’s Mandalorian. This week on OrkU, Z is toasty, Scott broke his laptop (for reals) and Noob-Noob proves that his New Year’s Resolution was not to be better at his job.
Episode 121 - The Rise of Noobwalker
It has been 42 years in the making. The Star Wars saga has taken 42 years, but finally the story has come to an end. To wrap up 2019, the boys of OrkU dedicate this entire episode to the story of Skywalker. From midichlorians to force skyping, the boys review the story with a focus on the last movie in the series, The Rise of Skywalker. Has the 42 year journey been in vain, or does this last movie wrap up this story with a force bow. On this episode of OrkU, Z channels the force, Scott force chokes a bitch, and Noob-Noob gets caught force texting.
Episode 120 - Merry Maclunkey to All
It’s the holidays and the boys of OrkU are loaded with gifts for you. There is plenty of news under the tree with the Playmobile movie, Operation Santa’s Naughty List, more Baby Yoda, penis fish, Alexa’s friendship with Samuel Jackson, Lion King’s effects shop closing down, and Cats. As if that wasn’t a full load of gifts, the boys add to the pile with reviews of Jumanji: Next Level, 6 Underground, Velocipastor, Michelle Wolf: Joke Show, and updates on Mandalorian and a wrap up of Watchmen. The best part about this gift to you is that you can listen right now! No need to wait for Xmas morning to open this present. On this episode Z calls maclunkey, Scott channels the Christmas Spirit and Noob-Noob feels the Christmas Spirit.
Episode 119 - Clown Prince of Yoga
How much can you jam into one episode? The boys of OrkU are going to try to find out as they jam news about frozen machetes and puppies, Willie Nelson’s health, Pete Davidson’s non-disclosure agreement, more Death Stranding, and Josh Brolin’s sphincter. As if that isn’t enough, they then go to reviews of Jack Ryan season 2, Harley Quinn on DC Streaming, Bikram Yoga, Kings of Pain, Knight Before Christmas, and finally Dragon Prince. This is an episode with more content than you can handle. This week on OrkU, Z pains a king, Scott finds a show that curses more than he does, and Noob-Noob goes yogi.
Episode 118 - Get a Little Irish, Man
It’s the beginning of the season, and you can start early by gifting yourself with this weeks episode of Our Reviews Will Kill You! This week, the boys start out with some news, as they talk about John Boyega loosing his script, Tiny Batman, and the FBI cracking down on Smart TVs. Then the boys head into reviews of The Irishman and the wrap up of season two of Titans on DC Universe as well as an update on HBO’s Watchmen and Disney +’s Mandalorian . This week on OrkU, Z protects his identity, Scott pushes some merch, and Noob-Noob gets close to his pillowy self.
Episode 117 - OrkU is On It
Winner winner turkey dinner? Lot’s to be thankful for as one of our listeners just won big with our Olaf giveaway, and you can win too with another episode from the boys of OrkU! This week the boys touch on news about drugged up hogs and South Dakotans, Fartgate, vicious chimps, and one angry Elizabeth Banks. After that reviews of Death Stranding, Pokemon, Rick and Morty, Konosuba, and a Watchmen update. This week on OrkU, Z watches the Watchmen, Scott picks a winner, and Noob-Noob is on it.
Episode 116 - Yoda Baby or Man Baby
These are the Days of our Lives, and in the news we find out that those days can be numbered. Also in the news is the origins of baby Yoda, Han didn't shoot first anymore, trouble with the Simpsons, new Sin City and Titans. The boys then get into a heavy reviews as they get into Lady and the Tramp, Last Christmas, the Mandalorian, South Parks PC Babies, and Watchmen. We even have a special feature this week as we get time and weather from our brand new weather girl. This week on OrkU, Z secures a bounty, Scott uses the force, and Noob-Noob finds his Tramp.
Episode 115 - Stranding Mermaids Live
What would win in a fight? A mermaid or a gator? I mean, the mermaid can sing, but the gator has teeth. lots and lots of teeth. This week on OrkU, the boys swim into the deep with news about Fortnite bans, Kat Von D, Jason Mamoa, and Blizcon. After the news, we take a deep breath and dive into reviews of His Dark Materials, The Little Mermain Live, Crawl, and a game review of Death Stranding, which is more walking than swimming. This week on OrkU, Z serenades, Scott bites down, and Noob-Noob gasps for air.
Episode 114 - Olaf gets Terminated
So it would seem that you really can’t kill a terminator. The franchise that keeps going returns with another installment of attempts to rid the world of humans. OrkU does not want to rid the world of humans. In fact, the boys are rather fond of humans. To show how fond they are, they give you news including shows that are canceled and a look into Disney’s vault. Then they switch to reviews of Bojack, Sound and Fury, Amazon’s Scotch documentary, and Terminator. This week of OrkU, Z goes horse, Scott gets thirsty, and Noob-Noob gets terminated.