A few days late with this episode, but worth the wait. The boys of OrkU jump right in to bathe first in the news. Endgame has officially broken records while Justice League is still a broken record. Chicago’s newest celebrity goes by Chance the Snapper, and would you get your hydration from an Instagram model? After all that news, the boys clean up with a look at the big news from San Diego’s Comic-Con, and surprise-surprise, there is a lot of Marvel to talk about. Again. This week on OrkU, Z lathers up, Scott rinses off, and Noob-Noob, when is the last time you took a bath?
Episode 97 - Spiderman far from Noob-Noob
With the conclusion of phase 1 in the Marvel Universe, it seems that every hero is looking for their next gig. Hawkeye is working on his singing career, Spiderman has been seen working on majic, and Deadpool has some trouble with the bottle cap challenge. A few other hero’s steal some spotlight from the boys of OrkU, like Thor’s new persona and the Decider takes center stage to help settle a disagreement between Z and Noob-Noob. This week on OrkU, Z opens the show, Scott issues an apology, and Noob-Noob gets “web” all over his face.
Episode 96 - News for Kids
Why is it that every time a studio tries something new, the internet looses their minds? Lots of news this week for the boys to cover as they talk about, including Star Wars’ attempt to bring in more kids, Kim Kardashians attack on the nation of Japan, the ending of a great anime, and Disney deciding to change The Little Mermaids look. After that the boys go back to reviewing as they discuss Attack on Titan, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This week on OrkU, Z donates time to the sick, Scott donates money to the sick, and Noob-Noob is sick.
Episode 95 - Accidental Toy Boners
For the last time Noob-Noob! Pick up your toys! You will not be allowed to play until then! But once you do, you can play with the other boys of OrkU and talk about John Cena’s unfortunate erections, Waterloo, and Black Diamond VHS’s. Plus, if you are really good, you can review Toy Story 4, Childs Play, and Jessica Jones. We might even take a trip down to the dungeon since Z has some issues with Holey Moley. This week on OrkU, Z gets murderous, Scott has some dangerous toys, and Noob-Noob has chores to do.
Episode 94 - Sausage and Sidecars
How great is Keanu Reeves? I mean, really? How cool is that guy? Also, how much money is Marvel going to make? I mean, I know Avatar holds the record, but Avengers is quickly making a play for the top spot. The boys of OrkU discuss these topics and then dive into some reviews of Men In Black: International, Black Mirror, Murder Mystery and Always Be My Maybe. This week on OrkU, Z gets fancy, Scott brings back some old friends, and Noob-Noob steps a little further out of that closet door.
Episode 93 - Swampy Phoenix
It’s finally over. This X-Men run has finally come to an end and the fiery conclusion to the story is Dark Phoenix. The boys of OrkU fly headfirst into this one snd decide if it was actually on fire, or just another series fizzling out. The boys stay in the DC Universe on this episode and talk about the new seires Swamp Thing from the streaming service and get into why Scott’s sweaty underwear might have a longer lifespan. This week on OrkU, Z feels the fire, Scott needs a shower, and Noob-Noob gets swampy.
Episode 92 - King of the Munsters
Who is the biggest and baddest out there? Well, it’s OrkU! Did you really have any question? The boys of OrkU talk Doom, Perfection, and of course, Godzilla. There is a whole bunch of other stuff in this episode too, but I forget what they talked about. This week on OrkU, Z is perfect. Scott was never normal, and Noob-Noob is something else.
Episode 91 - Wick Wick Wick
Some people think that why someone says “Call me Daddy”, it’s part of a fantasy. Not me. For me it is a nightmare, but fortunately for me, I haven’t had that nightmare since I abandoned those kids all those years ago! Don’t worry though, that’s not something the boys of OrkU would do. In fact there is so much love in the OrkU studios that Noob-Noob gets love songs sung to him on a regular basis. While the boys aren’t singing in this episode, they are reviewing John Wick, Brightburn, and Netflix’s BONDiNG, and to do that last review, the boys bring In a special guest from a neighboring podcast, Mr. NVT from the K101 podcast! This week on OrkU, Z burns bright, Scott breaks out some hardware, and Noob-Noob gets serenaded.
Episode 90 - Game of Throne Bones
Another saga ended. Game of Thrones has come to it’s inevitable conclusion, and it seems people are not happy about it, but for what reasons? The boys of OrkU compare the finale of GoT to other beloved series and see how it compares. Will this go down as one of the best or worse? The team also gets into some Terminators and Sonic (again). Reviews of Pikachu and some network shows are in this episode too, but they are just from Noob-Noob, so it’s not that big a deal. On week on OrkU, Z serenades, Scott sings backup, and Noob-Noob continues to be a back-up.
Episode 89 - Super Sonic is Shockingly Evil
Now back to our regularly obnoxious format. The boys of OrkU bring things around and back to somewhat normal as they discuss the Sonic movie and Luke Skywalker’s booty calls before they get into some reviews for Netflix’s Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and a quick discussion about the Tick. This week on OrkU, Z represents himself, Scott denies everything, and Noob-Noob becomes a victim yet again.