DC has launched yet another superhero, and this time it’s SHAZAM! The boys of OrkU take flight with this hero and decide if it’s worth a watch. The boys also take another look and review the DC Streaming service as well as Game of Thrones as that series comes to an end. On this episode of OrkU, Z shows the wisdom of Solomon, Scott shows the strength of Hercules, and Noob-Noob shows the foolishness of Koalemos.
Episode 83 - Getting Dirty with the Noob
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!? OrkU is ready to rock your socks off! And by rock, we mean bring you the greatest entertainment news and reviews that we can bring you about things like Umbrella Academy, and Mark Hamill, as well as cool news/review crossovers with the great rock hits, the DC Universe and Netflix’s “Love Death and Robots”. After that we move to a full review of another Netflix rockumentary, The Dirt. This week on OrkU, Z blows his vocal cords, Scott needs the guys to stay out of his business when it comes to sounders, and Noob-Noob learns about himself through what he watches.
Episode 82 - Us and Some Fruty Drinks
It’s time to quest! The quest to kill more time until we finally get to the End Game. For now the boys of OrkU address some rumors about the Marvel auctions and DC secret cuts. Then the boys take some time to review Us and The Inventor. Don’t worry, if you don’t know what they are, we explain and let you know if they are worth your time. This week on OrkU, Z goes next level, again, Scott plays a game, and Noob-Noob yells at us.
Episode 81 - Lightsabering the Flat Earth
Time to get woke! Here at OrkU, we strive to shine a light on all the lies that the machine feeds to our listeners. This includes lies that you hear about Ariana Grande’s new Starbucks flavor, Jedi robes, and what Brie Larson does with lightsabers. After shining a light, the boys take time to review Alita: Battle Angel, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, as well as few movies without semi-colons, Triple Frontier and Behind the Curve, both on Netflix. On this episode of OrkU, Z stays strong in the lies of the overlords, Scott sheds light in hopes of opening your eyes, and Noob-Noob remains as useless as he usually is.
Episode 80 -OrkU gets Marvelous
Another movie in the Marvel Universe has been released and the boys of OrkU waste no time giving it the time deserved in what we should be calling the “OrkU Captain Marvel Special”, but named it something else instead. News and reviews become one as the boys cover every aspect of this film and decide if it is marvelous as it claims to be. Is Captain Marvel another epic story, or is it just another time killer on the was to the End Game. This week on OrkU, Z gets marvelous, Scott is the captain now, and Noob-Noob breaks some eggs.
Episode 79 - Scotts Umbrella Factory
This week, the boys of OrkU take a quick look at the trailers for Ma and Gretta, talk about some other things and go down to the dungeon to sing about The Masked Singer. Then the boys talk about Netflix’s new series, Umbrella Academy, a show where anything can happen again and again because of…… time travel. Then they boys talk about Netfilx’s new series, Umbrella Academy, a show where anything can happen again and again because of…… time travel. Then the boys talk about Neflix’s new series, Umbrella Academy…………
Episode 78 - Noob-Noob tries to do something.
This week, something new happened. Noob-Noob tries to do something. Z and Scott are not sure what it is that he is trying to do, but he does something, I guess. The boys The boys take a minute to discuss Will Smith’s new Genie, some news from the DC TV universe, and new happenings in the Marvel world. After that they review Netflix’s Dragon Prince season 2 and Abducted in Plain sight, then they shift gears and touch on Happy Death Day 2 and Lego Movie 2. This week on OrkU, Z want’s to be your sledgehammer, Scott mentions his hammer, and Noob-Noob tries to show off his hole punch.
Episode 77 - Goosebumps from Kingdom Killer
What is Kingdom Hearts? Seriously, what in the world is Kingdom Hears 3? Well, after running through some news about Batman and Resident Evil, the boys do some quick reviews of Hunter Killer, now on Amazon Prime, and Goosebumps 2. After that, they attempt to explain exactly what Kingdom Hearts 3 is. There is also super secret news that Noob-Noob is excited about. This week on OrkU, Z introduces the most amazing review ever, again, Scott brings the fanfare, again, and Noob-Noob gets punished……..again.
Episode 76 - The Devil comes to a Polar Vortex
Episode 75 - OrkU goes to Fyre Fest
OrkU disavows any knowledge or connections with events that led up to and occurred during Fyre Fest. Netflix and Hulu, at the same time, release documentaries to tell the story and place the blame for the disaster that Billy McFarland orchestrated, which displaced hundreds of entitled millennials, thus making it the worst thing to happen to lazy, entitled kids since dad took away the car keys. For the rest of the masses, OrkU takes time this episode to talk some tips to help you save money with your cable company, and which stock looks hot right now. What is happening here? Don’t worry, we bring the quality down again when we talk about Artie Lang and the trouble he has found himself in again. This week on OrkU, Z says buy, Scott says save, and Noob-Noob says akhiohg;jkasdihfohahg.