Would you look at this!?!? OrkU made it to 50! It is amazing that the boys could accomplish such a feat while dealing with box office flops, threats from notorious families, a Noob-Noob, and constant threat of being eaten by a giant shark! WAIT, did that last part happen? Or, was it the latest movie that the boys of OrkU chomp down on! So go for a dip, make yourself a Bloody Mary, and listen as OrkU gets catfished! This week on OrkU, Z is bedraggled, Scott drops an anchor, Noob-Noob talks under water, and the Meg orders out for Chinese food.
Episode 49 - August News
Time to get up to date on what's going on in the world again! This month the boys of OrkU cover all the big topics from Ikea to McDonalds to Batwoman. There is also some stuff about Kingsman 3 and Star Trek 589. This week on OrkU, Scott takes a minute to apologize for a review that he got completely wrong, Z and Noob-Noob don't seem to care.
Episode 48 - Mission Impossible - Fallout
Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to sit back, relax and listen to the boys of OrkU as they go undercover and expose Mission Impossible - Fallout. This actually will be an easy mission, since OrkU fallout is exactly what you have been waiting for! This week on OrkU, Z does espionage, Scott rides a motorcycle, and OrkU disavows any knowledge of Noob-Noob's actions.
Episode 47 - SD Comic Con 2018
Another San Diego Comic Con has come and gone. A celebration of movies and games where costumes are king, and Noob-Noob has taken his cosplay as drunken fool a little too seriously. The boys talk about all the hot topics this year, including Fallout from old Twitter posts and the bright new future of superhero movies. This week on OrkU, Z carries the load, Scott soldiers on, and Noob-Noob gets sauced.
Episode 46 - Streaming Showdown
Here at OrkU, we are all about giving back. This week our focus is to help you save money! The boys at OrkU take some time out of their evening to look at all the available and upcoming streaming services so you can decide how to get all your entertainment while still keeping those bucks in your pocket! Don't say we never did anything for you! This week on OrkU, Z tries to cross the streams, but is fuzzy on the whole good or bad thing, Scott stays smooth like a polished river stone, and Noob-Noob continues to try to swim upstream.
Episode 45 - Antman and the Wasp
The MCU refuses to shrink, and they only grow with their newest release, Antman and the Wasp! The boys at OrkU discuss what it is about this movie that makes you ask Marvel, "How big have you gotten?" On this episode of OrkU, Z experiences shrinkage, Scott grows big, and Noob-Noob makes fun of Scott for being big.
Episode 44 - July News
Time for some news! July is here, summer is now in full force, and the boys of OrkU have much to discuss. On this episode of OrkU, Z "did none of the prep work", Scott does the Neymar, and Noob-Noob somehow finds a way to flub an apology.
Episode 43 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Our reviews may kill you, but they won't cause extinction. This week the boys of OrkU clone their thoughts about Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Is it worth saving, or should it be left to perish in a volcanic explosion? This week on OrkU, Z gets genetically enhanced and Scott auctions off Noob-Noob. Spoiler alert: He doesn't fetch a very high price.
Episode 42 - Anime Roundup
Welcome to OrkU, After Dark! Actually, the boys sit back and chat about some of the latest releases in the anime world, but it is late at night, so this a much more relaxed and easy review show. Fortunately, there is no loss of humor, nonsense, and idiocracy as Noob Noob proves once again that it doesn't matter what time of day it is, dumb is dumb. On this episode of OrkU, be sure to stay for the end when the voice inside Noob-Noob's head comes to a realization!
Episode 41 - Incredibles 2
Incredibles 2 just had the biggest animated opening of all time! The boys of OrkU have decided to show their superpowers of review as they battle Pixar's newest champion. This week on OrkU, has anyone else noticed that Noob Noob has a double name, just like the baby, Jack Jack? Coincidence?